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Best Burgers in Cypress Nashville Hot Chicken Classic Chicken Fries, Sides & Slaws Salads & Kids Frozen Custard & More St. Patrick's Day Fresh Ground Burgers

Best Burgers in Cypress

Fresh Ground Burgers

1/4lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs & hand-formed daily and served on a white or wheat bun. Comes with lettuce, tomato and “joe’s dressing”. Add onions or pickles on request.

Make it a Cheese Burger for 75¢

6.50 USD

Add Avocado for $0.75

8.60 USD

Ask for it Joe's way, mustard, onion, tomato, and pickles.

8.60 USD

Our fresh burger patty topped with a split and grilled hot dog with American cheese, mustard, pickles and fresh onions. Best of both worlds!

8.25 USD

Lettuce, tomato, avocado, mayo and cheese.

8.40 USD

Nashville Hot Chicken

Choose Your Chicken

How do you want it? Choose from Chicken Tenders or a Sandwich.

Southern Fried Hot chicken breast with pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce & creamy coleslaw. Add Bacon $2

8.95 USD

2 chicken tenders on Texas Toast grilled with white American cheese, coleslaw, pickles, and Mississippi comeback sauce. Add Bacon $2.

9.95 USD

Includes your choice of 1 side.

8.75 USD

Includes your choice of 1 side.

12.50 USD

Includes your choice of 1 side.

8.95 USD

Includes your choice of 1 side.

12.50 USD

5.00 USD

Pick your Heat Level

Go easy or go hard, it's up to you!

(no heat)

0.00 USD

(just a touch of heat)

0.00 USD

(feel the burn)

0.00 USD

(legit heat)

0.00 USD

(you’ll really feel this one)

0.00 USD

*Attempt at your own risk. You’ve been warned.

0.00 USD

Hot Nashville Sides

Authentic sides that compliment the Nashville flavor

0.00 USD

Want more? Get a Party Pack.

Pick your heat level, max 2 heat levels per box.

(12 Tenders)

48.00 USD

(12 Sliders)

54.00 USD

Classic Chicken

Fresh marinated chicken breast, grilled and topped with, Lettuce, tomatoes and mayo. Add cheese $1

7.95 USD

Fresh marinated chicken breast, grilled and topped with cheese, avocado, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo. Add Bacon $2

9.95 USD

4 Strips with your choice of dipping sauce with fries, or tots. Includes your choice of these dipping sauces: Mississippi Comeback Sauce, Honey Mustard, Ranch, Garlic Ranch or Red Ranch.

9.95 USD

Fresh chicken breast, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe's seasoned flour, fried and topped with pickles and our creamy coleslaw.

7.95 USD

Fries, Sides & Slaws

One Free Sauce of Your Choice. Extra Sauce: Small .25¢ or Large .50¢ Choice of dipping sauces: Mississippi comeback sauce, Honey Mustard, Bleu Cheese, Ranch, Garlic Ranch or Red Ranch. Add Cheese Sauce 50¢

Choose ketchup or dipping sauce.

3.25 USD

An old-fashioned fry. Quality Yukon potatoes gives this fry a unique flavor. Great for chili cheese fries.

4.50 USD

Hand-breaded, fresh onion rings. Make it Large add $1.

4.50 USD

A classic American tot, fried crispy with dipping sauce.

4.50 USD

Our fresh made creamy slaw.

3.95 USD

Topped with cheese, and Joe’s Homemade Chili. Chopped onions on request. Make it Large add $1

5.75 USD

A true Southern favorite.

4.75 USD

Choice of dressing.

4.95 USD

Fries with melted cheese, bacon, sour cream, and green onions. Make it Large add $1

5.75 USD

Salads & Kids

Add some greens. Salads!

Dressing choices: homemade ranch, bleu cheese, Italian or honey mustard.

Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, and cheddar cheese. Add Chicken breast or Burger Patty for $3

12.95 USD

Fried Chicken Tenders, lettuce, & Romain mix, bacon, avocado, tomato, bleu cheese, and egg.

12.95 USD

Southern Fried Chicken Tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado.

12.95 USD